captainarlert:

theheartmaid:

jazzie560:

guys when he turns his head in the second gif he is suddenly like 5 years older and woah hot

goddAMN

*cough* hentai

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sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

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#ocean #sea

itachisqueen:

That girl you just called a bitch? That’s actually sasuke uchiha 

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hiccuptoothlessfan95:

Look at Hiccups face in the last gif

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#snorts #httyd

ceasepool:

oddbagel:

IF YOU SEE A MESSAGE TELLING YOU TO UPDATE AND IT SENDS YOU TO MICROSOFT.COM, IMMEDIATELY TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER. MICROSOFT.COM IS A HACKING WEBSITE AND THEY WILL STEAL YOUR PASSOWRDS! PLEASE I’VE ALREADY HAD MY LIFE RUINED BY THE MICROSOFT VIRUS! DO WHAT YOU MUST TO BE SAFE AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

spread this like fuckihng wildf

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i-swim-best-free-for-the-team:

paused at the wrong moment o_o

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#AHAHHAHA #TOM LOOKIE #MOMORIN

wickedclothes:

Morning Mug

When cold, the mug shows a sleeping face. Once it’s filled with hot liquid, the mug wakes up! Currently on sale for just $6.49 at Amazon!

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#omg #WANR #shopping cart

a-closed-casket:

Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.

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#holy shit #portal